I will be resuming this tomorrow, hopefully.

today

I started my new second job today.  I sat people at their tables, took reservations, and to-go orders.  It was pretty good, fairly easy.  I just found myself paused in thought looking at the tv, waiting for a pause in the commercial, to politely ask it a question.  I didn’t even know what I was going to ask.  There’s an elderly woman on my right, slouched upon my futon. She is made up of a brown pillow green pillow and some clothes, but she exists watching me, making sure I do everything correctly. And the edge of my hat is a brown little monkey  perched on my pompazon chair.  He wraps his tail around my neck to gently tap me, letting me know that an interesting part is on Monster Quest.      Then dre, instant messages me and brings my focus  to our conversation, where I read  the fragments still waiting to be sent but.

It was fairly similar to the hosting I did at the p-house.  The floors here, though, make my feet hurt and my lower back very sore. Tomorrow I  work again and I just need to remember  what I told myself today, “Be confident, be outgoing, smile.”

#2

Just a brief list on some of the more embarrassing things I have done recently:

-Walking outside in my underwear accidently

-Walking, stoned, in the dark and right into a door, hitting me between the eyes.

-Going to take a hit and doing it in front of someone who could clearly see me.

#1

when I die, I want Khia’s “I’ve Been High” played at my memorial

news

I finally got a job. I will now be a host a Riverfront Pizzeria.

A woman opened a pill bottle next to me yesterday, and poured weed into my hands.

reason to distrust people

I’m going to update date this this every-time I think of a new reason.

So far:

1. Fake Hair/Cosmetics. Anything fake on the face.

-Nothing is more you, than you’re face.  If it’s layers upon layer of makeup it become a mask hiding what you really are. So why should I trust you?

2. Lack of eyebrows/ Ones that need to be drawn own.

la roux

This is honestly on of the best album’s I have heard in a  long time.   It is officially my album of the summer.  I’ve listened to a majority of her songs for a while.  Most songs have made subtle changes on the album, that make them sound better.  This is an amazingly talented pop artist.  I could very much groove to this all the time. This is also one of those artist that I absolutely need to burn the album to a CD to play in my car, rather than playing through my ipod in shitty quality.

is

anger a necessary step in forgiveness?

today

I decided to go for a bike ride.  It was decent out.  On my way back, all of a sudden, my bike breaks down and I have to walk it all the way back.  A lot of the times the chain will make a clinking noise. It finally broke, and the gear shifter got stuck on a sprocket.  I guess this would be a convenient time to buy that motorbike.

I went to Barnes & Noble the other day too.  That place is one of my favorites.  I started reading a new book that is very interesting and hard to stop.

The Lucifer Effect

Funny thing happened to me while I was there too.  Sitting there at the window, reading this nice book, a homeless man catches my glance and begins to slowly walk toward the window.  ”Do not make eye contact .  Pretend he’s not there.”  That’s all I was thinking.  He got pretty close to the window, but then I guess he got bored and kept walking.

I also learned from this little book about a little thing called the Rape of Rwanda.  During it’s civil war, over 3/4th of the population was exterminated and over 200,000 women were raped.  Pretty crazy.

today

I was enjoying the nice weather outside.  Just sitting on a lawnchair and listening to fleetwood mac on my computer. Smoking too.  It was a really nice time.  When I had finished smoking I sat back in the chair, to get a bit more comfortable.  Then, I heard a tap on the plastic of the lawnchair.  Of course I practically jumped out of the chair. Turning around confirming my nightmare. A bird had just shitted on me.  Seriously.

I was so disgusted, I ran to the shower.  Then I had to tell everyone I know, that a bird just shitted on me.  That’s when I realized, one, it was probably karma for spraying that chipmunk with the hose earlier, and two, how funny it was to me. I laughed for a while. Its so hilarious when it happens to your friends, but it’s even more funny when it happens to you.